An Australian comes into the bedroom, a sheep under his arm and says: "Honey, this is the pig, with which I've always sex, if you do not want to again."
Then his friend: "Perhaps it is you dont notice, but that's a sheep under your arm, you idiot!"
He countered, "Perhaps it is you dont notice but I have not talked with you!"

Niiiemaaals !!!!!

S.Tresen I am sitting at my favorite restaurant.

Suddenly, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen come through the door.

I wonder how I could approach them, and finally to order one of the best bottles of champagne, the restaurant has to offer. In the note, whether they would drink it with me, I let the bottle from the top to bring to her.

She reads the note, smiled over at me and also to write something that they can then bring the top to me.

It says:

"My dear sir, if I should drink with this bottle you need to have in your garage is a Mercedes, lying on your account for at least one million, should be in your pants are 17 cm, and a holiday on the Canary Islands would be synonymous desirable."

I read it and write back with a grin:

"Madam, in my garage there is a Porsche, a Ferrari and a Mercedes, to all my 8 accounts are 2 million each, and I have a holiday in Bali, one in Rome, one in Florida and another in Austria .

But NIIIIIIIEEEEEMAAALS in life, would not be synonymous for the most beautiful woman in the world, I can cut my cm 6 ....

..... you just give the bottle back!

... Money and interest to close a bit in just 30 days, and while ¬ 30,000!

Is a pyramid scheme. Winners are always the first one.
http://www.berlin.de/polizei/kriminalitaet/schneeballsysteme.html

The married man goes to confession: "I have had almost an affair with another woman."
"What do you mean with almost?" asks the priest.
"Well, we've pulled ourselves and then aneinandergerieben then we stopped."
Then the priest, "friction is the same as tuck.
You will not go near this woman.
Well, pray five Lord's Prayer and put 50 euros in the poor box. "
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, goes to
Offertory is a moment in front of it and turns to go.
The priest, who has been watching him, immediately comes out of the confessional
shot. "
I've been watching you, you did not money in the poor box! "
The man thinks for a moment and says: "I've rubbed the other hand - and you
said it was tuck the same as ... "

2 Indians go to their medicine man and ask: "Can you tell us how this year is the winter?" The medicine man throwing a pile of small pebbles on the floor and says: "This is a very cold winter, collecting wood for heating." The next day some Indians come to him and ask the same thing. They, too, he says: "Gather up lots of wood." Also come the Indians of other tribes, and he always says the same thing. "Collect a lot of wood!" But the medicine man is not quite sure. He thinks to himself: "I must call the weather bureau times whether this is true for synonymous." Said - done. He goes to the phone and ask the Lord from the Meteorological Office: "Can you please tell me how is this year's winter?" The gentleman from the weather bureau says to him: "This is a very hard winter, the Indians collecting wood like crazy."

A representative comes in a small town with only one hotel

He takes a room in the Hotel and asked synonymous, like the economy:
"Tell me, you have to Poppen synonymous women here?"
"Nope," says the manager, "we have only our Juergen!
The representative looks a little confused and says, "Oh, let
You'd better be. "

At night he lies in bed and his appetite is increasing.
Finally, he can barely speak, and goes back down to the landlord.

"You know what, why not call the Jurgen, it will come.
What does the so? "He asked the innkeeper.

The host: "Well, it costs 80,-EUR! The representative then:
"Okay ... and how it runs off then?
I give Jurgen 80,-EUR and then popped? "

The host: "No, not quite, 40,-EUR receive our mayor,
It is his city and he has actually not that much. Then he is
calmed down and said nothing synonymous. "

"Well," said the representative, "then just get Jürgen only
40,-EUR, me no preference. "

The host: "Hmmm ..., is not synonymous. 20,-EUR I get,
this is my hotel and I did not synonymous so happy! "

The agent: "I am supposed to be right when Jurgen then with one
Zwanni agree ...!
So I give Jurgen the 20,-EUR and then it all goes, yes? "

The host: "Wrong again, the last 20,-EUR share Michael
and Manni who hold Jurgen, who is synonymous that is not so
happy ...".

A blonde in a sports car stops at a traffic table ...
A homeless man knocks s.Ihre windshield and requires a
Cigarette. It gives Him a and set sail. When you return to a
Plate movement continues, the homeless man knocked again s.Ihre
Windshield and require the fire. She gives him the fire and drive
los. When you return stall at a market table, knocking
Homeless again s.Ihre windshield. She asks him: "How
You're doing that you always when I stop by my
Car stand? "The Homeless replied:" Give me 10 Euro and
I'll help you out of the roundabout! "

Three blondes are entertaining:
First: "My friend gave me a Book, and I can not even read!"
Second: "My friend gave me a pen set, and I can not write at all!"
Third: "My friend gave me a roll-on deodorant, and I have no driver's license ..."

Solomon the Wise says:
"Loud farts do not stink!
But the so softly hiss
And so quiet escape the ass
Man facing beware
because they stink terribly! "

The Theoretical Währe possible, but I've got this mail now been s.alle people I know and I verschcikt synonymous shcon deserves.